Thursday, September 5, 2013

VOCABS OF LIFE: Latest Grammer From Hon Patrick Obahiagbon

Honourable Patrick Obiagbon is not only an elder statesman but he’s also a grammarian who is eloquent in different modern languages. with the former controversial post on special occasions like the Fuel Subsidy saga, former house of reps speaker, Dimeji Bankole’s laundering scandal, Unilag VC’s death amidst others, The Edo born politician couldn’t just leave a special occassion as Naija’s Independence day without heavy missiles from his mouth. Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon’s big grammar on independent day below,

“This was the gobbledegook of the kpotokios in the crass and macadam vituperation of our grey matter from the terminus a quo to the terminus ad quem of their colonial peregrination and I dare say that FIFTY TWO YEARS after our flag and territorial shambolic autarky, our modus vivendi both at the leadership and followership sub-stratum still exudes and sustains that kpotokian diatribe.
This is indeed the sphinxianconundrum of a Nation at FIFTY TWO.”


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22 comments:

  1. Hahahaha,wahala deyoooo, dis man no go fit kill me with dis him big grammer,what a funny dressing, his over size trouser is almost up to his chest,for his vocabs dis one na mixture b/cos for wetin I see for d grammer he added edo language,french ,latin,english even igbo join nam, b/co as I dey read the tin I nearly bite my tongue comot,this one is no longer grammar na bomb

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  2. What a very poor communicator you are the hon. What's the essence of all these grammer if no one understands what you are saying effectively. I"ld rather keep my grammer as simple as possible than vomit jargons and end up confusing poeple around me.

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  3. this gaagagorous vocabulasin is bombastically perefine in a goltarioes vulvulevu

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  4. HE IS NOT THE CAUSE OF YOU NOT BEEN LEARNED OR AN ILLITERATE

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  5. Na wah oo dis. Is a sphinxianconundrum of grammer

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  6. Hahahahahahahaha Abeg make dis man commot dictionary and text book make we d use am for classroom!

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  7. I love his facial expression..hahahaahahahhaah.

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  8. The man should challenge Orator Obama to a public debate,sure Obama will run and say you are too much PAT....Queen will tell him to relocate to England.....We Love you over here Mr IGODOMIGODO of Benin Kingdom.

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  9. The man should challenge Orator Obama to a public debate,sure Obama will run and say you are too much PAT....Queen will tell him to relocate to England.....We Love you over here Mr IGODOMIGODO of Benin Kingdom.

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  10. Patrick ooooooo na who send u go school,make dem give u grammar president 4 naija or commissioner of grammar

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  11. this man has a lot of resources including brain resources,i truly adore him.

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  12. I have said it before, Usele Psychiatric Hospital, Benin City was built for some kind of humans. I hope someone do the right thing as soon as possible.

    For Hon; Pat, I think he will make more money in Nollywood or our comedy industry. Just personal opinion.

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  13. Please, help us to do it on MTN Caller's Tune.... MTN is not included among the networks...Please.

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  14. What language is this? Definitely not English.

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  15. Hon. Patrick shud please mk an institution of languistic or whatever,, an admit as many that wants to run mad with him.. Or make a dictionary, am sure he will soon be the world richest cos nations and continents will buy it as comics... People will run mad with him.. He speaks jargons...

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