SSS Advises Wole Soyinka to Shave Beard

If you can recall,Wole Soyinka,a Nigerian Nobel laureate, writer, poet, and playwright revealed that his name is on the hit list of bomb throwers, Boko Haram.After revealing this to the SSS,they(SSS) are actually taking the death threat seriously and have put measures in place to protect Soyinka. Amongst suggestions put forward by the security agency is an appeal to the Nobel laureate to shave off his Afro and beard.

Said a SSS agent: “Nobody will recognise him without this beard so we have told him to cut it off, and to start peaking in broken English.” Funny!!!