Tuesday, October 25, 2011

"My B00bs Are Like Water Melon, Not Oranges" - Cossy

Hmm, though I am not in the habit of starting a news story this way, but emergency has made me to. But wait a minute, what should we do about Cossy Orjiakor? She is always finding one way or the other to creep herself in the news. Well, let me get serious now.

This movie scarce actress cum dancer, and later a forced singer, who is largely endowed in her front upper body with aki and pawpaw, is no news that she is in the news again. This time, for the usual reason as she has always been.

For Cossy, if you got it, you flaunt it. That is why what she is greatly endowed with, succulent b00bs, has been a great source of news story to we journalists, all credits to her for that. Oh, did I just say succulent b00bs? How did I know it was succulent? Sorry, I have not touched it o. don’t even think in that direction.

Just some hours ago, this tiny voiced Imo State Omalicha dropped a bombshell when she said, “My b00bs are not like oranges, so stop. Water melons will be more like it because I am 34gg. Oranges are for C-cups”. Do you now know why I said succulent b00bs (like water melon)?

Just some days ago during her birthday bash, she made a cake for herself that had the shape of her water melon b00bs. And she was quick to say that there was no need for her to flaunt her b00bs to the delight of guest at the party, as the cake had already done that for her.

Hmm, Cossy, just as you quoted a part of the bible to your accusers on your picture with Ruggedman, this is one for you, “God loves a cheerful giver.” .....

Written By Osaremen Ehi James

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