Friday, August 19, 2011

JUST FOR LAUGHS................LOLZZZZZZZ

This May Save A Life!


The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.


Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.


Correct installation instructions and a picture of this new device is hereby attached.


 

Difference Between Confident And Confidential
Boy asks his dad the meaning of Confident and Confidential. . .
Dad tells: U are my son, I'm Confident
Your friend too is my son, that's Confidential. . .


The Master Key
A girl asks a guy, "Why
is it that if a girl has sex
with more than 1 guy
she's a slut. But if a guy
, has it with more than 1
girl he's a legend?!" The
guy replies, "If a lock
can be opened by more
than 1 key, it's a
useless lock, But if a
key can open many
locks,then its a
"MASTER KEY






PHONE CALL
Husband and wife agreed that anytime they want 2 have sex they will call it PHONE CALL so dat the kids will not decode. one day d husband send his son 2 tell mum dat he wants 2 make a phone call, mum said tell your dad that the network is busy 2day and husband said, tell your mum dat if network is busy at home I will go to a public phone boot,and wife said, tell your dad dat if he dare go 2 public phone boot then I will open a business center at home.










The Drummer
A man lay Unclad  on a beach and a woman came along and started beating on his bum. "what are you doing?" asked the man and she answered: "beating drums". The man then turned on his back and said: "can you play flute?

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